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BARBIE COLESLAW WRESTLING! 

Happy Biketober FEST and our one year anniversary.

Unbeknownst to US, here at BCW, our blog format has changed and all captions are missing, if you find them please let us know.

Mistress Wasabi and Lil Anarchy are ready to party down towards the Pony Tent.  

Posted 7 months ago

What’s the BOOMING noise in the distance? It’s coming closer!!!
It’s a byrd, It’s a Plane?
It’s a Plane with rocket launchers? Why is it hovering over the pony tent?
What’s that strange light…..it’s calming…..
Why, it’s ASTRONAUT BARBIE…from Sweden.  
What is she up to? 
…….. 

Posted 7 months ago

Astronaut Barbie has carefully chosen the first, the original SLAVES OF BARBIE!
Lil Anarchy and Mistress Wasabi will not be fighting in the final Alien Barbie death-matches. They are now locked in the pony tent, Astronaut Barbie uses her menthol power to control them. One more reason to stay out of the pony tent. And where are those Kens? How useless. 

Posted 7 months ago 1 note

BARBIE COLESLAW WRESTLING!  We have finally gained possession of the elicit valentine’s day photos of Tank and AFP rekindling their love. Rumors of these photos have circulated around the interweb and we now can lay these rumors to rest. 

Rest in pieces, that is all we have to say about that. 

Posted 7 months ago 1 note
Barbie Coleslaw Wrestling! Months later because space travel takes soooo long….The last of the alien barbies have arrived, using menthol powers to drive the spaceship…Alien Astronaut Barbie lands in the south 40 cabbage field behind the pony tent. We captured this historic moment with our night vision goggles as the late arrivals disembark from the ship. See photos below. View Larger

Barbie Coleslaw Wrestling! Months later because space travel takes soooo long….

The last of the alien barbies have arrived, using menthol powers to drive the spaceship…Alien Astronaut Barbie lands in the south 40 cabbage field behind the pony tent. We captured this historic moment with our night vision goggles as the late arrivals disembark from the ship. See photos below.

# to be continued

Posted 11 months ago

Barbie ColeSlaw Wrestling!!!!

The final Bighead matches, its crazy on the field. The full moon and surprise new arrivals combine to create wrestling history. Another slawt in the tabloids. Wind Talker GI JOE couldn’t find THE KENS anywhere, thank gawd he already put the call in for TANK SUPPORT! THE KENS are useless. Wind Talker GI JOE and Tank know each other by way of Tibet. Tank and Twinkle use to go steady, but now he’s got his eye on AFP. Burnout Coleslawt is raging with the FULL MOON.
((PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT LOUD BOOMING SOUND IN THE DISTANCE))

Stay tune for the long awaited alleged HALF TIME SHOW. We have received verification that THE PROBETTES WILL be performing. This big news!

Alien Barbie Coleslaw Wrestling Extravaganza Bonanza to follow……

Same Slawts, “Fresh” Slaw.

Posted 1 year ago

Twinkle-Bush vs Party Pants:

Twinkle-Bush: Perfect hair and a Tiny-Probe corset.

Party Pants: The only red head CrystalBo hates.

Posted 1 year ago

Amaretto Sour Vs Fabiola Jones:

Amaretto Sour: She’ll do anything.

Fabiola Jones: She’s loose, she’s flexible—she’s dead!

The Winner Amaretto Sour.

Posted 1 year ago

Barbie Coleslaw Wrestling

Meanwhile….after the Halloween Coleslaw Massacre….it was party time!!!
Mischief has been reported by GI JOE—allegedly occurring on and off the field. The kens were spotted weaseling around the pony tent. The Winners are drinking schlitz malt liquor and boxed wine.(( Dance Dance Dance))…… a loud earth shaking tremor was heard off in the distance. What the ?#!*%?! could that be?
GI Joe has a feeling he is gonna need some real backup and soon.

Posted 1 year ago 1 note
Barbie ColeSlaw Wrestling:Stay tuned more wrestling coming your way….Same slaw- different Slawts!((Ponies are some how involved))HAPPY HALLOWEEN! View Larger

Barbie ColeSlaw Wrestling:

Stay tuned more wrestling coming your way….

Same slaw- different Slawts!

((Ponies are some how involved))

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Posted 1 year ago